Here are some cheap laptop jokes. They may not be big, or particuarly funny, but we’ve tried to make cheap laptop jokes that will make you smile. I think at least two of them are funny, so you better laugh.
FIRST CHEAP LAPTOP
Wife: My Laptop has a Wifi
Husband: My Wife has a Laptop
SECOND CHEAP LAPTOP
Bachelor to a Beatutiful girl: I hope could use you like a laptop
The same Beautiful girl after marriage: I wish i was a laptop then I’d get to spend some time with my husband.
LAPTOP SANDWICH
Myth: Laptops are not multi-purpose and cannot be used for anything else
Reality: They can be used to warm up cheese sandwiches in winter
IPHONE WINDOWS LAPTOPS
iphones in 2050 will contain a “2010 laptop simulator app” which will take 5 minutes to boot up, and then turn itself off due to battery drain.
NETBOOKS VS LAPTOPS
Q. What’s better, a solid state hard drive netbook or a laptop with the 915GM chipset?
You freak! For knowing the difference.
MORE NETBOOKS VS LAPTOPS
Q. What’s better, a solid state hard drive netbook or a laptop with the 915GM chipset?
Who cares, as long as you can download porn.
CHEAP PINK LAPTOPS
Q. Why do girls like pink netbooks?
Because opened out, they make pretty hats.
HOTSPOT LAPTOPS
“I know they are called Wifi Zones hotspots but my laptop has a built in Hotspot, heating my cockles all day”
TABLET LAPTOPS
Certain type of Laptops are called Tablet PC… I swallowed one the other day and it didn’t get rid of my headache. I want my money back.
